As anyone have close encounter next to chancy animals?
If so, what happened ? thank you
Answers: Only uncertain humans. Gosh P whats with the Category.
Just my wife i have a bird crapped on me once, i phoned her the next light of day and finished with her.
The word is HAS. Yes I be attacked by an alsation about ten years ago and I knock it out. I actually have to go to court as the owner, who permit the damn thing roam the streets, arranged in his delude mind that I attacked the dog. I of course won the bag. From the section you own chosen did you mean sexually transmitted animals?
No, I haven't have crabs. Yes I have. It be a opossum. I live in the reflective south, so we are over run with them. It be on my porch, and I didn't see it until it lunged at me baring it's alarming, sharp, teeth at me. Also they have an unforgettale hiss. Needless to speak I ran within the house slammed the door behind me and scream. Now, before I stir outside at night,(oh yeah, did I mention I be garefoot? Yeah.), I make sure the porch is clear.
my missus. at the time it wasnt funny.. when i lived surrounded by france i went to give somebody a lift a dump in the middle of the hours of darkness. just as i be going to sit down i heard the hose swish around in the lavatory jar. there be a 2 ft long snake down there. it be an ursini viper and quite poisinous. adjectives i could do was flush it away.
even though rear legs in the uk for years i never ever lift a dump without looking within the tiolet bowl first
I cant really answer this question because i enjoy never encountered a passionate animal, a dog bit me when I was four still enjoy the scar to prove it ,does that count? Was attacked by a deranged swan a few yrs ago. Didn't detain an STD from it though!
Haha nice category. Not that kind of encounter.